PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. An